In this article, we bring you latest jokes that are bound to make you laugh out loud. What’s more? Our pick of a really funny joke.
Latest Jokes On Divorce
1. Lawyer: ‘Why do you want a divorce?’
Disgruntled wife: ‘Because we have nothing in common. I mean, we don’t even hate the same people.’
2. Disillusioned wife: ‘I’d like to get a divorce. My husband and I don’t get along.’
Friend: ‘Why don’t you sue him on the grounds of incompatibility?’
Wife: ‘I would if I catch him at it.’
Latest Jokes On Doctor-Patient
3. There’s another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you fast.
4. ‘His doctor told him he was in as good shape as a man of 60, but the trouble was he was only 45.’
5. ‘Oh, doctor,’ said the young lady, ‘will this scar show?’
6. ‘Oh, doctor,’ said the young lady, ‘will this scar show?’ ‘That, madam,’ said the doctor, ‘is entirely up to you.’
7. Doctor: ‘Well, you are coughing with less exertion today!’
Patient: ‘That’s not surprising, doctor since I practiced that all night.’
8. Gazing fondly at his attractive nurse, the hospital patient told the doctor. ‘Wonderful nurse you’re got here. One touch of her hand cooled my fever instantly.’
‘I know, I could hear her slap clear to the end of the corridor.’
9. The surgeon was discussing a forthcoming operation with a wealthy patient. ‘Would you prefer a local anesthetic?’ he inquired.
‘I can afford the best,’ replied the wealthy patient. ‘Get something imported.’
Latest Jokes On Employer-Employee
16. Pity your boss. Poor thing has to wake up early to see who comes in late.
17. If there were more self-starters, the boss wouldn’t have to be a crank.
18. If at first, you don’t succeed, you’re probably not related to the boss.
19. Is there anything so embarrassing as watching the boss doing something you told him couldn’t be done?
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